Subglacial Gjalp eruption in 1996.
(Oddur Sigurdsson, Iceland Geological Survey, CC BY)
After his son had vomited all night, father felt the best breakfast option would be leftover Chinese Spicy Chicken.
("Good job, dad! Now, when he starts to get diarrhea this evening, make sure you double his milk intake and offer him some castor oil.")
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
Okay but be ready for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.
mmm fuck me popeye